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I make this face a lot when I read from my books. The thing is, I have no idea what I'm usually saying or thinking when I make it.
Dear Universe:
Please. I'm begging you. Stop interrupting me, so I can finish writing the goddamn story. You have no idea how hard it is to build up the momentum I need to pull it from my brain and make it real. Starting over from a dead stop every hour or so is killing me. I love this story, but 2600 words in 5 days is just not going to get it done when it needs to be done.
Thanks.
Wil
DEAR WIL:
OMG YOUR DOING IT WRONG.
MAYBE U CAN HAZ NO INTERNETZ AND FONE CALLZ SO YOU CAN DO TEH WORKZ?
FUCOS!
KBAI.
~UNIVERSE.
(Yes, the Universe speaks to me in LOLCat. Sigh.)
bear's doing a series of posts where she shares things she overheard at WisCon. They're all pretty awesome, but this one is TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME:
12.) R'lyehan tourist phrasebook:
Help. I am being devoured by your octopus.
My species does not breathe water.
No thank you. I do not wish a fungus.
I'm sorry, no. I have claustrophobia.
You seem to have a frog in your throat.
You seem to have a frog in your soup.
You seem to have a frog in your pants.
Would you like a lemon drop?
(from Overheard at WisCon)
I don't have a comment of the year contest at my blog, but if I did, this comment on Emerald City ComiCon Memories would have just lapped the field:
Please don't use open parentheses when you're simulating swearing:
"ComiCon was @!#$!%&(*ing awesome." After 42 years of writing code, it
sets a little switch in my head that isn't reset until I see a close
parenthesis. So excuse me while I say this:) )
Whew! (One for your original text and one for my quoting of it.)
Ah, geeks FTW.
This was adapted from my story Blue Light Special, which appears in The Happiest Days of Our Lives.
This. Is. AWESOME.




