dear universe . . .

Dear Universe:

Please. I'm begging you. Stop interrupting me, so I can finish writing the goddamn story. You have no idea how hard it is to build up the momentum I need to pull it from my brain and make it real. Starting over from a dead stop every hour or so is killing me. I love this story, but 2600 words in 5 days is just not going to get it done when it needs to be done.

Thanks.

Wil

DEAR WIL:

OMG YOUR DOING IT WRONG.

MAYBE U CAN HAZ NO INTERNETZ AND FONE CALLZ SO YOU CAN DO TEH WORKZ?

FUCOS!

KBAI.

~UNIVERSE.

(Yes, the Universe speaks to me in LOLCat. Sigh.)