dear universe . . .
Dear Universe:
Please. I'm begging you. Stop interrupting me, so I can finish writing the goddamn story. You have no idea how hard it is to build up the momentum I need to pull it from my brain and make it real. Starting over from a dead stop every hour or so is killing me. I love this story, but 2600 words in 5 days is just not going to get it done when it needs to be done.
Thanks.
Wil
DEAR WIL:
OMG YOUR DOING IT WRONG.
MAYBE U CAN HAZ NO INTERNETZ AND FONE CALLZ SO YOU CAN DO TEH WORKZ?
FUCOS!
KBAI.
~UNIVERSE.
(Yes, the Universe speaks to me in LOLCat. Sigh.)
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That explains a lot about the world, doesn't it?